Maxfield Joys: Matt's Journal

Translation: October 13, 2011

If I were a pirate I would say "get off my ship scallywag".

Things That Make Me Smile

11-29-12 We bought some apple cider awhile back. I guess it reminded Hyrum of herbal tea. He's been asking for "Gerbil Tea" so now the whole family refers to apple cider as gerbil tea! Sounds appetizing, doesn't it?
11-19-12 The family was discussing where we could put our Christmas Tree this year and I suggested in the kitchen...so we could have a 20 foot tall tree. Matt didn't like that idea and said, "I do know people that do that, but they're French." I guess that means we can't do that.
11-10-12 Hyrum told me yesterday that I should have named him "Bill". He said that all "Bills" are nice and that would have been a good name. I asked him who he knew named Bill and he said, "no one". Man, Layne and I really screwed up!
11-8-12 Hyrum says in his best vampire voice, "I want to suck your blood. That is in French and it means 'hello'."
10-2-12 As we were running errands I said to Hyrum, "I sure love you." He replied, "Why do you love me? I'm not THAT sweet?"
8-26-12 Hyrum hid behind the couch and then popped out and asked if he scared the "wickens" out of me. I'm guessing he is combining "wits" and "dickens"??

Fun Picture Books for Kids

Thursday, October 27, 2011